tecspec
06-02-2004, 05:47 PM
:-) :lol: :rofl:
As President Bush disembarks from the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard on duty snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Nice pigs, Sir!"
The President indignantly replies. "These are not 'pigs'. They are authentic Texas Razorback hogs. I got one for Vice President Cheney and one for Defense Secretary Rumsfield."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Nice trade, Sir!"
As President Bush disembarks from the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard on duty snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Nice pigs, Sir!"
The President indignantly replies. "These are not 'pigs'. They are authentic Texas Razorback hogs. I got one for Vice President Cheney and one for Defense Secretary Rumsfield."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Nice trade, Sir!"