Alberta Hunting

[lostbowman]

A group of Alberta friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the wieght of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind . He's a couple of miles miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. " You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry. :razz: :razz:

[iceman99]

The Pope decided to take a nature tour.

He went to Idaho and was driving the Pope-mobile on a logging road when he spied a Grizzly bear tearing into a tree hugger. He's mortified by what's going on and just then two bikers jump out of the bushes, shoot the bear and start to bandage up the tree hugger.

The Pope is amazed, he thought that tree huggers and bikers hated each other. As he drives off he states "because of the love between bikers and tree huggers he has hope for world peace".

The one biker says "do you know what he was talking about?" and the other replies "no, lets fix up the bait and do this again!".